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Nobody quite knows why but there are very few female leprechauns in the world. Female leprechauns an astounding site to
behold because too each person they appear different,
they manifest themselves to each different person as what they find to be the hottest or most beautiful girl.
Female leprechauns never age and are always young and fit
and always very beautiful cute what have you.
Female leprechauns are famous for the overpowering young girl technique, they will often manifest themselves as cute
young girls and challenge older men to fights and arm wrestles and then they completely humiliate the guy.
these certain types of leprechauns are very mischevious but always kind hearted, they often dress in either tight green
pants or a miniskirt and a t-shirt or tanktop of some sort.
There is one fatal flaw in the female leprechaun, thay lack the skills to do a proper super sweet jig and often times
have to use their looks to get out of a jig challenge.
one time i saw a female leprechaun and i ran into a wall
and to my surprise a ninja forms where i hit the wall and does a 50 backflip combo into a porn store.
one time a female leprechaun put me in a headlock and it hurt.
thats all you need to know in this area you ambiguous sack of craw
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p.s.
leprechauns like to jig in randomly monotonous circles, you would be well advised to keep out of their way, unless
of course your irish cause then you can jig whenever and wherever the hell you want especially at work.
If your irish and something at work excites you start a celebratory jig it's only proper. The crazier and louder and sweeter
the jig the better.
WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT IRISH AND YOU TRY TO CELEBRATORILY JIG
IT COULD RESULT IN YOU PUNCHING YOURSELF IN THE CROTCH OR RIGHT IN THE OL' GULLIVER.
nothing like a little o' the ol' ultraviolence.
hmm.... for some strange reason i feel the beckoning craving for eggy wags and lumpdicks of toast.
P.S.S I almost forgot to tell you about the ultimate leprechaun double heel click. If you happen to be standing around
a leprechaun and they get way to excited they may all of a sudden jump and click their heels twice in the air, now we Irish
are immune to this effect but all those who are not irish caught within the radius of the heel click will fall into a pit
of centipedes conveniently marinating in coca -cola.
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